Reasons To Go Broke

Bullets Headphones

A killer way to listen to your tunes.

A mere $159

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Star Trek USS Enterprise NCC 1701-C coffee table

Hand crafted from poplar, ash, and cherrywood.

For a mere $3,100 you can make it so.

SpaceJerker.com interviews Adam Scorgie, co-creator and host of the movie The Union: The Business Behind Getting High (Amazon affiliate link).

Interview starts at about 19:40. The interviewer is Alvin Martinez. He’s a young new podcaster and seems motivated. His style is a bit unpolished still, but he did the interview well and it was really interesting to get to know one of the creators behind a well done documentary on the marijuana trade in BC, Canada.

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The coolest comb ever.

If you aren’t cool enough to use a dinosaur comb, your kid probably is.

$7.99

Aquarium Sink

Because frak you, that’s way.

$4,500

Mouse With a Hidden Gamepad Underneath

The “Shogun Bros. Wireless Gamepad Mouse - Chameleon X-1” looks pretty sweet. Looks like a nice way to reduce clutter on your desktop or in your laptop bag.

$59.99

Bleeding Zombie Targets

We all know that eventually the zombie apocalypse will happen. Prepare now and guarantee your spot as the leader of your group of survivors. Each target is a life-sized three-dimensional tactical mannequins that “bleeds” when hit.

$79.99

Portable SNES Console

Your younger self just wigged.the.frak.out.

$99.99

ZeroEdge Aquarium

One man’s obsession is another man’s financial and time consuming maintenance nightmare. Although I would never own one unless I was rich enough to pay a professional to maintain it, I do think that a large beautiful salt water aquarium would be wonderful to own. pic1, pic2

zeroedgeaquarium.com

Spinning a rainbow umbrella (full size)

Demonstrate the science of colors and light during your rainy day. Or just pretend to be a busy Mac application.

$15.99

Luxury Tricycle “Enzo Trike”

A bike too beautiful to let your kids ride.

$950

Lamborghini Avenger Watch by Marko Petrovic

$(if you have to ask you probably can’t afford it)

Bombs Away shot glasses

Rarely is an idiom so wonderfully extruded into reality. (After you are drunk, that will sound amazing.)

$16.25

Recursive Knives - Deglon Meeting Knife Set

Yo dawg, I heard you like knives, so I put some knives in your knives.

$858.59

Han Solo in Carbonite Ice Tray

Use it to make chocolate or other deserts also.

$8.95