Reasons To Go Broke

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December 14
Vertical Chess A combination of art and chess.  I’d set up the chessboard for the key moment in Legal’s Mate, a funny and surprising gambit of the queen. $215.95

Vertical Chess

A combination of art and chess.  I’d set up the chessboard for the key moment in Legal’s Mate, a funny and surprising gambit of the queen.

$215.95

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Quadricopter you can fly like a video game… with your iPhone Goodgawd I want this.  The merging of video games and real life. This remote controlled 4 prop helicopter has a camera and sends video to your phone so you can fly it around corners and out of sight. $299.95

Quadricopter you can fly like a video game… with your iPhone

Goodgawd I want this.  The merging of video games and real life. This remote controlled 4 prop helicopter has a camera and sends video to your phone so you can fly it around corners and out of sight.

$299.95

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December 8
Click-N-Drink: Magnetic bottle opener that catches the cap. Just watch the video to see how brilliant this thing is $25.00

Click-N-Drink: Magnetic bottle opener that catches the cap.

Just watch the video to see how brilliant this thing is

$25.00

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Two Story Inflatable Reindeer When it comes to Christmas decorations, nothing satisfies like being able to say, “Mine’s bigger than yours.” $349.95

Two Story Inflatable Reindeer

When it comes to Christmas decorations, nothing satisfies like being able to say, “Mine’s bigger than yours.”

$349.95

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Hands Free Umbrella Dome Tell mother nature to go get stuffed, you are taking charge. It may look a bit odd now, but someone has to be on the cutting edge and lead us into the future. I for one welcome our new umbrella overlords. $59.95

Hands Free Umbrella Dome

Tell mother nature to go get stuffed, you are taking charge. It may look a bit odd now, but someone has to be on the cutting edge and lead us into the future. I for one welcome our new umbrella overlords.

$59.95

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Desktop Jellyfish Tank A specially designed tank and filtration system for jellyfish, including 3 moon jellyfish. You jelly? $350.00 (pre-order)

Desktop Jellyfish Tank

A specially designed tank and filtration system for jellyfish, including 3 moon jellyfish. You jelly?

$350.00 (pre-order)

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Endless Edges Brownie Pan Genius is sometimes so simple. No more broken families due to battles over the delicious corner brownies. Now every brownie piece in this brownie pan has a delicious crust. $34.99

Endless Edges Brownie Pan

Genius is sometimes so simple. No more broken families due to battles over the delicious corner brownies. Now every brownie piece in this brownie pan has a delicious crust.

$34.99

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Multi-Vitamins For Drinkers You can now live a healthy life style while also being a raging alcoholic* – all thanks to the miracle of vitamins. These multi vitamins are not a gag; they were created specifically to replenish nutrients for healthy liver function and more. * No amount of vitamins is going to actually prevent raging alcoholism from killing you. Sorry uncle Oleg. $45.95

Multi-Vitamins For Drinkers

You can now live a healthy life style while also being a raging alcoholic* – all thanks to the miracle of vitamins. These multi vitamins are not a gag; they were created specifically to replenish nutrients for healthy liver function and more.

* No amount of vitamins is going to actually prevent raging alcoholism from killing you. Sorry uncle Oleg.

$45.95

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December 3
Backhoe Hand Shovels Can I tell you a secret, Internet? I have always wished my hands were shovels. Also, I’m pretty sure that “backhoe” must be the punchline to some joke out there that I just haven’t heard yet; but I will, some day, I will. $22.60 for one of these bad boyz.

Backhoe Hand Shovels

Can I tell you a secret, Internet? I have always wished my hands were shovels. Also, I’m pretty sure that “backhoe” must be the punchline to some joke out there that I just haven’t heard yet; but I will, some day, I will.

$22.60 for one of these bad boyz.

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Flying Car After shaving your manly back, drying off in your many Jedi bath robe, and getting your coat from off your manly ninja star coat hangers you can take off in your manly flying car. Don’t forget to bring your manly word umbrella, in case it rains. Of course your manly giant Swiss army knife is already in the trunk. A mere $350,000

Flying Car

After shaving your manly back, drying off in your many Jedi bath robe, and getting your coat from off your manly ninja star coat hangers you can take off in your manly flying car. Don’t forget to bring your manly word umbrella, in case it rains. Of course your manly giant Swiss army knife is already in the trunk.

A mere $350,000

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Ninja Coat Hangers manly. $7.82

Ninja Coat Hangers

manly.

$7.82

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ManGroomer DIY Back Shaver This is a public service announcement. $25.67

ManGroomer DIY Back Shaver

This is a public service announcement.

$25.67

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Full Size Airsoft Mini Gun 1:1 scale, 33lbs, extremely realistic A mere $3,500.00

Full Size Airsoft Mini Gun

1:1 scale, 33lbs, extremely realistic

A mere $3,500.00

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OCD Cutting Board Without precision, you are just an animal. $24.99

OCD Cutting Board

Without precision, you are just an animal.

$24.99

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December 2
Giant Swiss Army Knife If you were ever limited to only one item that you could to a desert island, this ultimate Swiss Army knife is that one item. With over 87 different tools crammed into one epic package, this Swiss Army Knife is both the handiest and the most impractical tool you’ll ever own. $999.00

Giant Swiss Army Knife

If you were ever limited to only one item that you could to a desert island, this ultimate Swiss Army knife is that one item. With over 87 different tools crammed into one epic package, this Swiss Army Knife is both the handiest and the most impractical tool you’ll ever own.

$999.00

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